Thursday, November 21, 2013

lam attack #001

Yeah yeah first one's up! I'm not really sure what I'm gonna do with these or where I'm going with them. I'm just doing them.

Lam attack survival tips!
  • Lam attacks occur when you least expect them. Therefore you should always expect them at the exact same quantity of prediction to avoid there being a clear instance of "lesser" expectation.
  • While 99% of attacks are not deadly, 1% of attacks lead to chronic head explosions.
  • Never look a lam directly in the eyes, unless you want to be in a world of pain... Also never look them directly in the butt, but that's just because it's kinda gross.